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king-satan-nipple:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

…and then you have to pee

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sofapizza:

not again robert, think of the children

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thisblueboy:

Gaetano Gandolfi, Study of bearded male head, 1797

thisblueboy:

Gaetano Gandolfi, Study of bearded male head, 1797

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tropius:

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calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

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theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

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sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

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thecutestofthecute:

wHY FATHER